01of 25INF"I’m clearly not ugly."–Megan Fox, acknowledging her good looks, toEntertainment Weekly

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“I’m clearly not ugly."–Megan Fox, acknowledging her good looks, toEntertainment Weekly

02of 25Sarah Palin in 2009.Al Grillo/AP"It may be tempting and more comfortable to just kind of keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, ‘Hey, sit down and shut up,’ but that’s a worthless, easy path. That’s a quitter’s way out."–Sarah Palin,quitting her post as governor of Alaska

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Sarah Palin in 2009.Al Grillo/AP

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“It may be tempting and more comfortable to just kind of keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand, ‘Hey, sit down and shut up,’ but that’s a worthless, easy path. That’s a quitter’s way out."–Sarah Palin,quitting her post as governor of Alaska

03of 25Gary Hershorn/Reuters/Landov"It’s for God and for the gays."–Lady Gaga, dedicating her VMA to her biggest supporters

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“It’s for God and for the gays."–Lady Gaga, dedicating her VMA to her biggest supporters

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05of 25Kevin Perkins/Pacific Coast News"We’re the most famous people in the world."–Spencer Pratt,talking about himself and wifeHeidiwhile on the jungle reality seriesI’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

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“We’re the most famous people in the world."–Spencer Pratt,talking about himself and wifeHeidiwhile on the jungle reality seriesI’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

06of 25Fame"No more emo quotes and fake news with Demi. Yah, I’m done with all that."– Twitter quitterMiley Cyrus,on what she left behind, in a YouTube rap

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“No more emo quotes and fake news with Demi. Yah, I’m done with all that."– Twitter quitterMiley Cyrus,on what she left behind, in a YouTube rap

07of 25Lisa Rose/JPI"He’ll date a popular female singer. Publicly, they’ll claim to be virgins. Privately, he hit it."–Justin Timberlake,seemingly giving up the details on his romance with Britney Spears while playing his prophesying great-great grandfather onSaturday Night Live

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“He’ll date a popular female singer. Publicly, they’ll claim to be virgins. Privately, he hit it."–Justin Timberlake,seemingly giving up the details on his romance with Britney Spears while playing his prophesying great-great grandfather onSaturday Night Live

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09of 25Kevin Winter/Getty"I stand on principle where many people stand on money."–Paula Abdul,on why she walked away fromAmerican Idol

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“I stand on principle where many people stand on money."–Paula Abdul,on why she walked away fromAmerican Idol

10of 25Courtesy Rolling Stone"I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay."–Adam Lambert,finallybreakinghisIdolsilence toRolling Stonefollowing the season finale

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“I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I’m gay."–Adam Lambert,finallybreakinghisIdolsilence toRolling Stonefollowing the season finale

11of 25"I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels."–Lindsay Lohan, having a little fun with her multitude of media personas, in aspoof eHarmony commercialfor funnyordie.com

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“I’m a workaholic, a shopaholic, and, according to the state of California, an alcoholic, as well as a threat to all security guards if they work in hotels."–Lindsay Lohan, having a little fun with her multitude of media personas, in aspoof eHarmony commercialfor funnyordie.com

12of 25AP"Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you."–Oprah Winfrey,giving it straight to the class of 2009 during her commencement address at Duke University

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“Anyone that tells you that having your own private jet isn’t great is lying to you."–Oprah Winfrey,giving it straight to the class of 2009 during her commencement address at Duke University

13of 25CLP/Finalpixx"I’d also like to reiterate that Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so."–Brad Pitt,incitingClooney’smale fans around the world, to PEOPLE

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“I’d also like to reiterate that Angie and I will not be getting married until George and his partner can legally do so."–Brad Pitt,incitingClooney’smale fans around the world, to PEOPLE

14of 25"We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage … I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there."–Former Miss CaliforniaCarrie Prejean,offending Miss USA judgePerez Hilton

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“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage … I think that I believe that a marriage should be between a man and a woman. No offense to anybody out there."–Former Miss CaliforniaCarrie Prejean,offending Miss USA judgePerez Hilton

15of 25Kevin Winter/Getty"I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who’s the other one?"–Kate Winslet,momentarily forgetting fellow nomineeAngelina Joliewhile accepting the Golden Globe for best actress

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“I’m so sorry Anne, Meryl, Kristin – oh God, who’s the other one?"–Kate Winslet,momentarily forgetting fellow nomineeAngelina Joliewhile accepting the Golden Globe for best actress

16of 25HBO; Summit/Courtesy Everett"He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."–True Blood’sStephen Moyer,baring his fangs on the subject ofTwilight’s hottest vampire Edward Cullen, toMarie Claire

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“He’s a pussy! He’s the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires."–True Blood’sStephen Moyer,baring his fangs on the subject ofTwilight’s hottest vampire Edward Cullen, toMarie Claire

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18of 25"You were stripping … Prostitution whore … engaged 19 times!"–The Real Housewives of New Jersey’sTeresa Giudice, during her dinner party tirade onDanielle Staub’s mysterious past

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“You were stripping … Prostitution whore … engaged 19 times!"–The Real Housewives of New Jersey’sTeresa Giudice, during her dinner party tirade onDanielle Staub’s mysterious past

19of 25"It’s been a long strange trip since my days at Bayside."–Mark-Paul Gosselaar,having a Zack attack onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

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“It’s been a long strange trip since my days at Bayside."–Mark-Paul Gosselaar,having a Zack attack onLate Night with Jimmy Fallon

20of 25Gareth Cattermole/Getty"Shut the f– up, Bruce!"–Christian Bale,delivering one of36 F-bombsto the crew member who walked in on his shot during the filming ofTerminator Salvation

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“Shut the f– up, Bruce!"–Christian Bale,delivering one of36 F-bombsto the crew member who walked in on his shot during the filming ofTerminator Salvation

21of 25Craig Sjodin/ABC; Byron Cohen/ABC"Is your arm sore from handing out and taking back roses?"–Jimmy Kimmel,teasingBachelorstarJason Mesnickabout his shocking switch-a-roo, onJimmy Kimmel Live!

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“Is your arm sore from handing out and taking back roses?"–Jimmy Kimmel,teasingBachelorstarJason Mesnickabout his shocking switch-a-roo, onJimmy Kimmel Live!

22of 25Greg Tidwell/Pacific Coast News"It was sort of one of those things that was like a perfect storm."–Mischa Barton,on the combination of exhaustion and botched dental surgery that resulted in herpsychiatric hold,onThe View

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“It was sort of one of those things that was like a perfect storm."–Mischa Barton,on the combination of exhaustion and botched dental surgery that resulted in herpsychiatric hold,onThe View

23of 25Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage"Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man’s disease … like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini."–Jeremy Piven,joking about hiscontroversial illness,onThe Late Show with David Letterman

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“Mercury poisoning sounds like a rich man’s disease … like something you might get from the leather seats in your Lamborghini."–Jeremy Piven,joking about hiscontroversial illness,onThe Late Show with David Letterman

24of 25"I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me."–David Letterman,facing the music following his admission of having hadoffice affairs

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“I got into the car this morning and the navigation lady wasn’t speaking to me."–David Letterman,facing the music following his admission of having hadoffice affairs

25of 25"You guys said we did this for the show."– Six-year-old–Falcon Heene,blowing the cover of his fame-hungry parents onLarry King Live

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“You guys said we did this for the show."– Six-year-old–Falcon Heene,blowing the cover of his fame-hungry parents onLarry King Live

source: people.com