Here at IFLScience , we wish to answer all manner of doubtfulness about the humankind around us . Sometimes that mean tacklingthe big stuff , and other time it mean violating the innocence of our net history to find out how snails have sex activity . You ’re welcome .

Finding a partner

The vast majority of land snails are hermaphroditic , which means they have both male and female reproductive organs . That ’s good news when it total to their chances offinding a partner , as they can mate with any other extremity of the species .

That ’s about the only safe news though – pretty much everything else about finding a partner is hard . snail haveterrible visionand also no ovolo , so swiping through some kind of snail dating app to see who ’s got the shiniest shell is n’t exactly an option .

or else , it ’s thought that they make manipulation of something they have plenty of : slime . As snails move around , they leave a trail of it , and it may contain pheromones that attract a partner .

Sometimes , however , the straits are so direful that mankind have to step in . That ’s what happened to poorJeremythe left - coiled garden snail , whose genitals were on the opposite side compared to right - hand-build snail , which are in the absolute majority .

A successful public collection was launched to bump him a fellow lefty partner . If snails were capable of being mortified , then Jeremy may well have been a routine red in the cheek , but it did cease up working for him .

Courtship

The fuss with both escargot cooperator being hermaphroditic is that , from an evolutionary and get-up-and-go - expense standpoint , both want to have the best chance of fade on their genes , while also putting in the least exploit .

“ wooing is how they sort that out , ” Barry Roth , a former assemblage managing director at the California Academy of Sciences , now an sovereign snail and slog advisor and researcher , toldKQED . “ Who ’s going to be manful ? Who ’s run to be female ? Or is it going to be share ? ”

In some specie , that decision is ultimately made by a draw and quarter - out swordfight .

Okay , there are n’t factual blade involve , and neither are we using a euphemistic term for a member ; many country snails make “ love darts ” , steel - comparable social structure made out of calcium carbonate and covered in mucous secretion . Either one or both escargot will endeavor to jab the other with this flit and whoever manage to do so first is more likely to successfully inseminate the other .

Why ? Not to insist some sorting of dominance , but because the mucus covering contains hormones that make it easier for sperm to make it out of the escargot ’s copulatory channel , reducing the chances of it being digested and increase the likelihood of it reaching the point of dressing .

For the snail that gets darted , it ’s not good news ; a2015 studyof the land snail speciesBradybaena pellucidafound that the loser of the swordfight not only stop up with reduced prolificacy , but also winds up dying to begin with than usual . All is not fair in sexual love and war , it wrick out .

Doing the deed

If you think a pre - sex swordfight was the only harebrained part of this process , wait until you find out about the real point of copulation .

During thefinal stageof mating , a penis will pop out from the side of both snails’heads(yes , you read that correctly ) , and simultaneously enter into the other ’s vaginal duct . The escargot then form and transfer spermatophores – a kind of space capsule filled with spermatozoan – after which , they separate .

That sounds round-eyed , but the whole thing can take several hours .

We take a lie down just think about it .