Back in the mean solar day , the Cannon Group were the high priests of lowbrow cinema . Their formula ? Ninjas + Van Damme + nudity + aliens = the good movies nobody find out anymore . Here are posters advertise Cannon ’s misplace classics . Slightly NSFW .
you may take more about the history ofCannonhere . Crackedalso has an entertaining history of the filmmakers .
Yes , there was in reality a duet of actors cognize as the Barbarian Brothers . And they werehierophants of low - budget radness .
[ Posters viaThe untimely Side of Art ]
Damn , that ’s one sweaty ninja .
If it were n’t for the title , you ’d think this was Teen Wolf 3 : A Werewolf Goes To Washington .
This is a movie is about Andy Warhol stabbing you before 11:59 PM on December 31 . mellow conception !
Hahaha .
Bloodsport was like Street Fighter 2 but less realistic . If it were n’t for the above tableau vivant of JVCD doing a mid - air Kegel and Bolo Yeung choke on a Raisinet , you ’d have no idea that this was a poster for Bloodsport .
I initially think this read “ 400 feet of training in the art of sudden destruction . ” And then I was disappoint .
I like how there ’s scarce a sword seeable .
The giant fleur-de-lis is necessary in any casing anyone was confused about the moving picture ’s statute title .
This motion picture is about distance vampires , but you ’d call back it was about a steamy civilization of sentient bank private road - thru canisters .
If you thought Lifeforce was inscrutable , this bill may as well be pen inMaidu . Is that lady ’s top dog a jack - o’-lantern ?
MST3 K savaged this one .
Nothing on this poster suggests that this movie is about cyborg . All I know is that Van Damme fight evil with a wheel heart .
Lou Ferrigno and the Barbarian Brothers . The Cannon Group was so arthouse .
More Lifeforce . They pare down down the plot but kept the nakedness .
This = Thor + The Smurfs . Behold the face of Summer 2011 .
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