‘Blunt Puncture’ Condom Tester Is the Least Sexy Machine with a Penis Ever

This sick contrivance is a “ Coital Model , ” something used by condom manufacturing business to watch when condoms break . Yes , that ’s a grownup old penis on there . Uh , sexy ?

Over a period of 7 years , busted condoms returned to a provider ( SSL , Durex ) via consumer charge were examined to determine the drive of failure . Also , some consumers who report break but did not return condoms were sent a questionnaire on the effort of breakage . Finally , theories proposed for the mechanism of break were investigated on a laboratory coital model . RESULTS : most 1000 ( n=972 ) returned condoms made from natural rubber and polyurethane were test . Visible feature on those that were broken , were sort out . Evidence combined from examining returns , questionnaire response and the coital model powerfully suggest a unmarried predominant mechanism of loser we named “ blunt puncture , ” where the steer of the thrust male penis more and more adulterate one part of the intact condom wall until it ultimately smash .

Wait just a goddamned minute . the great unwashed mail in their broken condoms ? ! What in the holy nooky ? I ’m as big a sports fan of allow for feedback to maker when products do n’t work as advertise , but that ’s downright disgusting . [ NCBI ROFLviaio9 ]

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