Fresh from their success in creating the Three Year Indestructible Sandwich , the US Army ’s Soldier System Center in Natick , Massachusetts has created a pouch filled with crybaby and rice that can be rehydrated with a soldier ’s own urine . Or the urine of their crushed enemy . Anything really , even the muddiest swampland water , as the sack uses a special filter that uses osmosis to remove 99.9 - pct of bacteria and toxic chemicals from the water used to rehydrate the food ( Now with 0.1 - per centum Deadly Toxins ! ) . Of of course , regular , non - deadly H2O should be used in optimum situations , but engineers involved with the labor assure us that short term usage probably wo n’t cause any retentive - term kidney legal injury ( unless your pal kicks you in the side to get enough fluid to reconstitute his peaches ) .
You do n’t want to roll in the hay what has to be done to make the Tootsie Roll chewy again .
Read – USA ration rehydrated by urine[NewScientist viaDefenseTech ]
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