Have you ever tried to get something that you should n’t through US Customs ? Frankly , I do n’t fuck how mass summon the nerve . Whether it ’s illegal drugs , exotic creature pith , or counterfeit purses , masses will seek to smuggle just about anything . And everyone seems to have their own favorite hiding places . But if any of your favourite are on the list below , you might want to rethink your life choices .
Gizmodo has obtain a list of token confiscated by US Customs and Border Protection ( CBP ) over this preceding summer at the23 different larboard of entryin Florida . The list contains over 4,100 items , and while it look some were sequester by travelers at airports , others were coming in from commercial merchant marine vessels .
The two lists below are a non - comprehensive collection of things that multitude used to conceal their illegitimate items , along with the items themselves . Unfortunately , CBP did n’t check up the detail that were being smuggle with the way they were being enchant , but it surely provides a playfulness guessing secret plan . Did someone seek to smuggle plaque knuckles … in … bags of marinade ? Probably not . But again , this was in Florida . So you never know .
Just kid , Florida . But badly , please do n’t give us a President Trump . We promise to stop making fun of you with all the “ Florida Man ” jokes if you just make indisputable we do n’t get a neo - fascist in the White House .
Methods of concealment (9 March 2025 – 7 February 2025):
Airbags
Bags of marinade [ flavor unspecified ]
Baseball cap
natal day card
playscript
Box of Legos
Candles
Candy
CD case
Comic book
data processor traveling bag
Computer part
Cooling fans
videodisk causa
Father ’s Day identity card
FedEx envelope
Hair gel jars
Jamieson Omega 3 - 6 - 9 bottle
Jeans
Laptop computer bag
LED light
Lego set
Lighter as a gift
Louis Vuitton bag
Malta pledge can
metallic element handcraft
Mickey Mouse satchel
Mug
Napkin holder
twain of the boot
Perfume nursing bottle
Porridge parcel
Portable natural gas grill
pressman cartridges
Puzzle
Small toy
Socks
utter Genius speakers
Talking Logitech speakers
Toner optical maser cartridge
undergarment
So what was seized ? There ’s the stuff you might gestate , like mourning band , cocain , and prescription drug drugs . And the stuff you might not , like DVD loge sets of the 1972 - 1985 British sitcomAre You Being assist . And 48 pounds of cheese . Which are things US Customs agents actually seized . They also conduct something name simply as “ poem books . ” Were the poems too racy for America ?
Customs and Border Protection also seize cars , from a 1985 Humvee to a 1999 Rover Mini . There was also a 1998 military truck in there . And ammunition . Like , a lot of ammunition . And porc . So much fucking porc . It ’s incredible how many citizenry tried to bring porc into Florida from all over the world this summertime and US Customs , for one reason or another , was n’t having it .
I whole sympathize why Customs grab some of the detail . But others I really do n’t get . Like a undivided turkey sandwich ? Or a alone Pokemon chunk ? Or , again , “ verse form books . ” I strive out to US Customs and Border Patrol in Florida to take about why seemingly innocuous thing like “ Disney Collector pins ” or “ Ham sandwich ” were confiscated , and was told that I ’d have to get those answer from the Freedom of Information spot where I pose this list . So ( hopefully ) look for a follow - up to this position in a month or two .
When I compared Florida ’s list to other states ( with admittedly far fewer larboard of entry ) from this past summertime , it seems like Florida ’s 4,100 seizures , for just May 25 to August 25 , was pretty high . By equivalence , Oregon had just 47 seizures . Utah had just one . Arkansas had zero seizure this summer , based on the results of other Freedom of Information Act request filed by Gizmodo .
There ’s also a list that just reads “ Captain America ” as one of the things that was confiscated in Florida . It feels like someone should probably curb on that . Did Captain America get held up at Customs in Miami , or what ?
I ’ve listed items that sound both unknown and quotidian to make the list below a fair representative sample distribution . And if you see Captain America on the street , ask him why he was confiscated by Customs in Florida .
Items seized in Florida (3 March 2025 – 28 February 2025):
1985 AM General Humvee
1995 Rover Mini1300
1998 ST&ST M1088 Military Truck
1999 Rover Mini
2014 Toyota Camry
2016 Polaris Ranger UTV ( Pink )
2016 Polaris Ranger UTV ( White )
$ 10 bill ( imitative )
Acetaminophen with codeine
Altered pass ( Honduras , Guatemala , Sierra Leone , South Africa Venezuela )
apple
Apple chargers
Malus pumila earpiece
Apple iPhone 6 ( counterfeit )
Apple LCD Screens
Apple Macbooks
Are You Being Served DVD box seat sets
sundry starfish
Avian skull ( Peru )
Avocados
balance scooter
Bass Pro Shops cap
Beach Body DVDs
cadence by Dr. Dre headphone
Beef empanadas
Belkin car charger
Ben Nye Banana powder
Birth control pills
origin sausage ( 2 kilo )
Bodybuilding postscript
Botox
Brass knuckle
Brazilian passports
Brownwells AR15 30 round magazines
BSA 22 Riflescope
Burberry shirts ( imitative )
Buttstock
Cannabis infused coco fossil oil
Captain America
Captopril ( 25 mg )
Caterpillar schnozzle
Cellphone jammer
Chanel gold earrings
Chanel iPhone case
Chanel necklaces
Chanel pocketbook
Chanel wallets
Cheese ( 30lbs , over USDA quota )
Cheese ( 38lbs , over USDA quota )
high mallow ( 48lbs , over USDA quota )
Clomid ( 50 magnesium )
Clonazepam
Cocaine ( 62lbs )
Cocaine ( blackened base )
Cocaine ( Brown dish )
Cocaine ( Shoes )
Cocaine conceal in HP Pavilian laptop
Cocaine concealed in brand measure
Cocaine in box
Cocaine vaginal cut-in
Cocaine ( carry on bag )
Coca Cola
Cockfighting spurs
Cojiba Cuban cigars ( 25 )
Collapsible steel baton
Conch inwardness ( 12lbs )
Cuban cigars ( Diplomaticis el Embajador )
Cuban cigar ( Petit Piramides )
Cuban cigars ( Cohiba )
Cuban cigars ( Juan Lopez Seleccion No . 1 )
Cuban cigars ( Por Larranaga – Opera )
Crystal chicken feed
Dell laptop
Denver Broncos SB 50 Championship Ring
Diazepam ( 5 mg )
Dimethyltryptamine ( DMT ) powder
Disney – Baby Einstein videodisk
Disney Collector Pins
Disney Frozen character costumes
Dunhill cigarettes
Drum magazine
DVDs – MASH video series
DVDs – Star Trek , Next Generation
DVDs – Star Trek , Voyager Series
E - Cig vapor cartridges with remainder
Ecstasy ( 1.38lbs )
Ferrari telephone cover version
Fish bladder
Flying fairy
Florida driver ’s licenses ( counterfeit )
Ford Motor Co auto parts recording label
FUB - AMB synthetical cannabinoids marijuana
Girl shoes
chalk pipe – black and open 9 1/2 column inch
Glock 19 9 mm
Glock 9 mm 30 round firearm cartridge holder
Glock barrel 23 , 40 cal conv to 9 mm
Goat meat
Gucci belts
Gucci handbag
Gucci sneaker
Gucci watch
ham actor
Ham and cheese pastry
Ham sandwich
jambon sandwiches ( 0.5 kg )
Hatching eggs from Brazil
Hatching ballock ( 16EA ) Thailand
incubate eggs ( 30EA ) NL
HDMI cables
Hello Kitty earrings ( counterfeit )
Holographic arm sight
Honduran birth certificates
Huawei cellphone faceplates
Humanitarian release
Ibuprofen
Iguana meat ( o.31 kg )
Iguana heart and soul and eggs
Illinois drivers permission ( counterfeit )
Jeep/ Fuel tank cap
Ketamine ( 10ML )
Lacoste bags
Lacoste shirts ( counterfeit )
Lacoste fink
Lacoste wallets
Laser tidy sum
Levis sweaters
LG HBS-800 headphones
LG HBS-900 headphones
Liquid cocaine
Louis Vuitton belt
Louis Vuitton eyeglasses
Louis Vuitton footgear
Louis Vuitton leather belt
Louis Vuitton necklace
Louis Vuitton phone covers
Louis Vuitton rose gold earrings
Louis Vuitton wallets
LSD
Mac lipstick ( imitative )
Marijuana seed
Marijuana – Kushy Punch Gummy
Marijuana cream
Marijuana grinders
Marijuana oil
Marijuana seed ( 0.01 gram )
Meth ( bag incorporate 0.56 Hans C. J. Gram )
Mickey / Minnie Chain / Earrings ( counterfeit )
Mickey Mouse pajamas
Micro SD ( 64 GB )
Micro SD ( 16 GB )
Micro SD ( 2 GB )
Micro SD ( 32 GB )
Micro SD ( 4 GB )
Micro SD ( 8 GB )
Micro SD retentivity card 128 gibibyte
Milwaukee Bucks detonating machine
Mini sword lily
assorted document
Monsters Inc phone screen
Mouse pads
NBA hats ( counterfeit )
NFL jerseys ( imitative )
Nike grip
Nike cleat
Nike Lebron James brake shoe
Nike shorts
Nike socks
Oakley gloves ( imitative )
Otter corner earpiece cases
Oxycodone
Oxymetholone 50
Pack of gasbag
Packing loge
packing material tape
Padlock
Pamphlet
Peppa Pig earring ( counterfeit )
handgun
Plants for planting
moldable piggy banks
Plastic vial with methamphetamine
Playing card
PMAG 30 AR / M4 GEN M2
PMAG 5.56×45 AR-15 magazine
Poem books
Pokemon ball
hedgehog shaft ( 0.03lbs )
pork barrel line of descent blimp
pork barrel meat tamales ( 2 kg )
pork barrel meat tamales ( 8 kg )
Poke pate
pork barrel rind
Pork sandwich ( 0.5 kg )
Pork blimp ( 1 kilo )
pork barrel skin
Pork ( hot dog )
Pork / squawk sausages
Pork mortadella
tidy sum bearer
Princess peppa sneakers
Pro mag .380
Pro mag 9 mm pistol powder magazine
Psilocybin truffles
Pumpkin seeds
mystifier box
PXP3 Gameboy with Spiderman image
literal Madrid hats
Red dot sights
Rifle stock
Ritalina ( 10 magnesium )
Rolex Cellini ticker
Rolex Day - Date Presidential spotter
Rolex Oyster watch
Rolex catch Daytona
Rose Malus pumila seeds
Ruger trigger guard laser
Ruger 9E
Ruger LCR .38 SPL
Ruminant meat
S&W 9 millimetre shooting iron magazine
Samsung cellphone faceplates
Samsung Galaxy 4 cellphone
Samsung Galaxy Note S7 cellphones
Shells
Shirt
Sim cards
skittle bagful
Skullcandy earphones
Slimming suit
Smith & Wesson Bodyguard .380
Smith & Wesson M&P 9 cuticle
Smith & Wesson Model 66/357 Magnum
Smith & Wesson Revolver 38 special
Smoke grenades
Smurfs miniature action bod
Soap set
Sodium chloride
piano cheese
Sony MDR-1A phone
Sony LT25 analog-digital converter
Sony M4 mobile phone digitizers
Sony PS3 wireless controllers
Sony Walkman miniskirt radio set
Stanozolol ( 10ML )
Stanozolol ( 25 milligram )
Stanozolol ( 50 milligram ) steroids
Stanozolol vial ( 10ML )
Straw
Sterile needle
Steroids / dianabol
Stun gunslinger
Sunflower seed
Super Bowl rings
Sweet limes
Switchblade tongue
Synthetic LSD
Syringes
Tag Huer vigil ( counterfeit )
Toyota emblems
Tulsky SVT40 rifle
Turkey sandwich ( 1 kilo )
Turtle meat from NK 434
Unknown beige rock
nameless blue pills
Unknown bluish tablets
nameless leaves
Unknown tab
Unknown plant
unsung come
Unknown livid lozenge
nameless white pills- with dividing job
obscure whitened daily round oral contraceptive pill
Unknown yellow pills
US currency hold in in G hand bag
US up-to-dateness concealed in grey Guess purse
US currentness concealed in LV purse
US up-to-dateness conceal in Mickey mouse dish
Usain Bolt tee shirt
Viagra ( counterfeit )
Viagra mark
Vitamin B6
Wells Fargo Cashier ’s tab ( $ 50,000 )
Xanax
X - Box One controller
Yam
Yellow bars with ash gray rings
Yellow colored sentry
Zeiss rifle CRO ( imitative )
Zolpidem
Again , this is an incomplete list . But if you want to see the full list , I ’ve uploaded ithere .
Florida , clutch items ( May 25 , 2016 – August 25 , 2016 )
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